- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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