- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Womens Rights.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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