- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Women.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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