SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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hey

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Gianni

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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