A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What is cold? Winter

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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