what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Women.

raping black women

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Anti Joke

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