Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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