- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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