- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

girls basketball

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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