What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Woman.

I just can't stand sitting down!

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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