What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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