Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Chicken penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Women.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Nicolas Cage

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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