- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Strawberries!

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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