- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

So a seal walks into a club..

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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