What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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