- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Shit!

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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