your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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