- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock knock. Death.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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