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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Loner.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Tell you something funny.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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