What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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