The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats a dick a dick

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Women.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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your father died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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