How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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