- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

justin bieber

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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