Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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