women's rights

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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boo

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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