Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Women Driving.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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woman's rights

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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