- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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i cant think of one.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

fack me in the ace! CC

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