- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Cancer.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

how now brown cow. WTF.

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