An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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