- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

A cow says moo and explodes.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q. who's george porchy?

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