- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Dylan is a person

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.