Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Woman.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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