What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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