A black man in a country bar.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A man made a sandwich.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Your time.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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