- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

whats long and green? weed

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

whats a dick a dick

Women.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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