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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

womens rights to vote

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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