I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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