- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Deadly cancer.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Hi? No!!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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