Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Fiats

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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women's rights

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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