Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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