A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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I said I hate niiggers

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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