- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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