woman's rights

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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I lost my tractor.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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47

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KKK

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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