what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

69

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

feces

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...