Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Penis

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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fack me!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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