Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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woman's rights

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Wy did the chicken?

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Needless to say,

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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