oooh look a banshee

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Black History Month

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Drunk irish man

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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