- Anti Joke

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.