How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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