What's brown and smelly? Poop.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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