An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Today is May 18 2016.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Gianni

Dylan is a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

dead battery come on down

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

religion.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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