What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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