Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Your Mom.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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knock knock Come in!!!

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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