Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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