- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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WNBA

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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