You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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