Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Anti Joke

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