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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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