Why does life suck? Because it does

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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