A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Bob dole

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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