A black man in a country bar.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Your time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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