What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

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