- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Do you believe this will change?

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

hi to the world fromthe world

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

I was born.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Well educated black man.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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