- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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