what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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