- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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