where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Woman.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

I just can't stand sitting down!

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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