- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

How old is your mom? Old.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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