- Anti Joke

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

i like tits

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

women's rights.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's up brah brah

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Spell: “This word”

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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