Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats black? a black man

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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