What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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I can't see my forehead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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