- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

My children are huge mistakes.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Women.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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