- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

i cant think of one.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

You're Adopted.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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